Moonshine Hare Scrambles

     
 

Lorni, Bruce & Lauren at Moonshine 2000  How come they can look so good after a race and Bruce looks like dead meat???

 

 

Team Shred at Moonshine 2000 - From Left: John Cook, Lorni, Bruce and Lauren
48 miles, no injuries and we all finished. 
Lorni got the only trophy, 4th in Women's against kids half her age!! 

 

 
     
  Can't seem to get that leg up and over the bike.  Seems that I've gained a lot of weight during the race or wait maybe those leg muscles just aren't working any more.  All I can say is if it weren't for Lauren's help I'd still be parked on that stinky bog filled bike.  Cleaning the bog debris off the bikes was a treat, I swear living creatures squirmed on the ground after hosing the bikes off!  

Moonshine Race 1999

Notice the delicate balance, the van holds the bike which hold the Bruce.  This has been carefully staged as the idiot rode the race with #9 rib broke.  Found out the next day.  Let it be said this idiot is working on his survival skills.  This picture has been retouched to B&W due to ghastly nasal and other assorted colorful discharges deemed both too embarrassing for public display and not a proper model for young children.

 

 
         

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